Camaro - n. 1 friend, comrade, pal 2. A day-to-day grocery getter, a drag strip bruiser, a canyon carver, or a bit of all of the above in one package. 3. A device used for taming horses." -Lennie

[find, determine, explore] what makes you [think, act, breathe] and you'll [get, receive, attain] more than anyone before [you, me, anybody]. -Boda

The way I see it, kids need exercise more than they need ice cream. So when I worked as an ice cream man, driving an ice cream truck, I would try to drive fast enough that the kid wouldn't catch me, but not so fast that he'd give up right away. Some kids will chase you for eight or nine blocks. -Jack Handey

There is no replacement for displacement!
To each his own. - Unknown

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they are held for pleasure they're the balls I like best. -AC/DC

"Scars are tatoos with better stories"-Unkown

"If you don't want it bad enough to risk losing it, you don't want it bad enough."-Unknown

"I am not young enough to know everything."-Oscar Wilde

Amidst my presence a mustang feverishly races around a corner in hopes of barking second when my passenger proclaims with a loud sigh,
"Oh my gosh, it's just a 4.6 liter." -Justin Johnson

"Women are expensive, taking of your pants is free." -Marcus, last name unknown

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." -Helen Keller

"I'm trying to stay skinny, that's why I don't eat beef," said Doug.  "Doug, it's not the beef, it's the BEER," said John.

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